9. A Lamp Killed the Dinosaurs
Three dinosaurs come across a magical lamp. The first dinosaur rubs it and a genie appears. “I have three wishes. One for each of you,” the genie says. The first dinosaur doesn’t hesitate before his request “All right, I’ll have a big, juicy piece of meat.” Immediately, a big, juicy piece of meat appears in front of him. Instantly envious, the second dinosaur speaks up. “Well, I want a shower of meat!” As soon as he utters his wish, a shower of meat rains down upon him. The third dinosaur, not to be outdone, has to think for a second about what could possibly be better than a shower of meat. “Aha, I’ve got it!” he proclaims. “I’ll have a meatier shower!”
