4. Operation Laugh
Three surgeons are sitting in the break room discussing the best type of patient. The first surgeon comments on accountants, saying, “Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” Surgeon two disagrees, shaking his head. “No, it’s all about lawyers. They’re heartless, gutless, and spineless.” The third scoffs at this, taking a bite out of his apple. “I prefer engineers. They always understand that there’s something left at the end.”
