9. Winter jokes for kids
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she will let it go.
Q: What falls in winter but never gets hurt? A: The snow.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it’s too far to walk.
Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Can you smell carrots?
Q: What do you call an old snowman? A: Water.
