6. Ocean and beach jokes for kids
Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? A: They wave.
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls? A: Because they’re shell-fish.
Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water always makes them sneeze.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Q: How do you make an octopus laugh? A: With ten-tickles.
