4. Summer jokes for kids
Q: Do fish go on vacation? A: No, because they’re always in school.
Q: What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation.
Q: Where do pencils go on vacation? A: Pencil-vania.
Q: What does bread do on vacation? A: Loaf around.
Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? A: I Scream.
Q: What do frogs like to eat in the summer? A: Hopsicles.
Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: A zebra with a sunburn.
Q: What do you call a snowman in July? A: A puddle.
