10. Anti-jokes for kids
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
Q: What did the muffin say to the muffin tin? A: Nothing, muffins can’t talk.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A: “Robin, get in the car.”
Q: What’s green, red, orange, purple, blue, and yellow? A: Colors.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… And a pretty good spring and summer too.
